Monday, July 13, 2009

Milk

Milk has always held a lot of significance for me. I was allergic to dairy until I was 8, so I imagined milk tasted like melted ice cream. Then I drank some and it didn't, and I went into a spiraling depression. Kind of. Harvey Milk was also an important civil rights leader. But he wasn't interesting. I learned this from the biopic about him, also titled... "Milk". But the trial surrounding his death was interesting. That wasn't in the movie though.

This is what is wrong with the slave culture perpetuated by the American Movie Trafficing Industry!!!! I AM SELF RIGHTEOUS!!!! SEE? SEE?

Anyway, my friend Alexx doesn't drink milk. She told me the non organic kind comes from a bunch of different cows and if one of them was sick I could be in trouble.

Then I drank some milk. To you know, be belligerent.

Anyway... To me, milk represents oppression. Cows should only really be milked after giving full verbal consent. If you're a dairy farmer and would like to know how to do this while still being sexy, I'm holding a workshop this saturday at the IMC.