There was a crowd of seeds

Today's motto is "Puck fassover, vuck fassar!"

Jamie Blue was today's saving grace (yet again) when she was telling me about life in Minnesota and said "Well, you have blonde hair and blue eyes so you'll fit right in!"

I'm not even blond...That girl and Kathy Qiu have made Uni High bearable, I swear...

To me, college represents oppresion. Higher learning should be on an egalitarian plane! These institutions represent de facto ageist segregation with their absurd requirements of "completing high school" and "being able to read"!

That's why I'm going to Arkansas!

(I realize this is a cheap joke (like yo mama), I just reaaaallly hate having passover imposed on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmme)