EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT FOR ME.

There was a crowd of seeds

Today's motto is "Puck fassover, vuck fassar!"

Jamie Blue was today's saving grace (yet again) when she was telling me about life in Minnesota and said "Well, you have blonde hair and blue eyes so you'll fit right in!"

I'm not even blond...That girl and Kathy Qiu have made Uni High bearable, I swear...

To me, college represents oppresion. Higher learning should be on an egalitarian plane! These institutions represent de facto ageist segregation with their absurd requirements of "completing high school" and "being able to read"!

That's why I'm going to Arkansas!

(I realize this is a cheap joke (like yo mama), I just reaaaallly hate having passover imposed on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmme)

ice skating = winter gymnastics, curling = shuffleboard on crack. i mean, ice...

mississippi was so dope.

you seem to have a broader sensibility

Please ignore the Anne Sexton below. fijo;weaaaaaaaaa why is blogger on pacific time.

ps: dear junior girls,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

edit: maritza is right. that taylor swift article isn't even GOOD JOURNALISM.

i'm not between you and your ambition

being white and a girl and under 20 in the midwest is so great. every lady who is old enough to be my mother calls me hon or sweetie. i'm kind of digging it. Also, thank you Erika Belmont:



Which reminded me of this time I shivered and Maritza said "What'sa matter Dripps, ya turnin' into icicles?" Well, I thought it was clever... Anyway, I can't tell if my studprod play plagiarized Teen Girl Squad or if Teen Girl Squad plagiarized my life....



"I'm fit to get makey outey all over those uppaclassmen!"

well they get what they want and they never want it again

i'm scared my family will judge me if i ask for a cd by courtney love's band for christmukkah....